Water, water everywhere

By my rough math, I have 495 half litre bottles of water in my house. That would be a little over 65 gallons or enough to fill a 55 gallon drum! None of it is that high fallutin' Fiji Water or that other ultra-yuppie stuff that has crystals in the bottles and sells for $75/litre or some obscene price but as long as it is on sale I will keep buying it.